Friday, July 24, 2009

Devolving Into Parody

I wake up, kiss my wife on her cheek, and drive to work. I punch the clock. I leave and go to school. As the days go by, I see in my reflection a growing ass and gut. My wife is beautiful. I'm slowly devolving into Ralph Kramden, albeit with remarkably less threats for spousal abuse in my life. Still, I feel like a fat man-child at times, looking to my hot wife for direction.

Being an adult is fucking great, huh? I think it's time to hit the gym (harder).

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